These are trying times we all live through. If only we could live through it with half the Warust gusto – and fashion sense.
Have a look at this thumbnail from the future Golf Mario: Super Rush. Watch how ready everyone is to play golf. It shows Mario dressed as a Republican and living somewhere he appears. Hell McMansion, Mii who looks ported from another universe and who is sure to be here and Yoshi, who just did not even try.
Bleh. But then we have Wario. Wario, who hits behind nine looks somewhere between a famous BBQ chef, 80s conservative manager and The Rich Texan from The Simpsons. he is unbelievable. Could you or I take this off? I beg, but maybe not. Could Wario? For Wario, this is his life.
Wario is not here to win. He is not here to honor the sport, or to perform a contractual duty, or to perform any other golf course as a “network” or to complain about your children or talk about house prices.
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Wario is here to do what he is always here for: party. Mario put his name on the box. We all know who really is the star of this game.