Shahar swallows the rock / stream on Thursday

Shahar’s Spit Salad

“If you had a player like Joshua Shiore, what would you do?”, Yaakov Shachar was asked last week about Hapoel Beer-Sheva’s brat, and replied: “I give him such a strong slap, that he was already on the plane home.” A rather determined and violent response that angered quite a few people, not because the airport was closed. Even regardless of the affair of Noble Omar, who received a caress from him.

Although there were those who reminded the tough educator of his soft hand in the case of Ruben Raios (who ended his career for Rafi Dahan), his astonishing patience towards Jordan Shua, etc., but since these are completely different expressions of lack of education and / or contempt for others, the criticism is irrelevant It is worth concentrating on the historical position of the president of Maccabi Haifa only in the field of rock, especially heavy rock.

The first to be put to the test was Reuven Atar, who spat in 1994 at his teammate Eyal Berkowitz. “The issue will be dealt with severely by an internal disciplinary committee,” club spokesman Guy Peleg said at the time, who even clarified that “Atar was not suspended and will not be suspended.” A transcript of the dialogue that preceded Lyrika Peleg did not publish, but it probably sounds something like this: Atar: “Why are you not submitting, Ya Fischer?” …

Berkowitz: “Why who do you think you are, huh? Ha?” … Atar: “What a cheeky kid, tap tap tap.”

In February 2000, Maccabi Haifa lost 4: 1 to Maccabi Petah Tikva in the Toto Cup final, and the problematic midfielder Giorgi Gahukidze snatched Jenna on the opponent’s players. The association’s ruling sent him out for six games, and Shahar also acted quickly. He fined the Georgian $ 10,000, informed him that he was released immediately and stressed that the decision was final. And what in the end? Gahukidze finished the season at Maccabi Haifa, Shahar gave up the strong slap and only Himself.

In April 2016, after a 1-1 draw at Turner Stadium, referee Ziv Adler reported that “Maccabi Haifa goalkeeper Vladimir Stojkovic spat twice at Hapoel Beer Sheva fans.” The club, which was facing the semi-finals of the State Cup, stated that “the goalkeeper will donate a considerable amount to needy families and will speak to school students in Haifa about violence in sports.” Along the way, the students also received a lesson on the subject: how to quickly return to a goalkeeper team disguised as a sprinkler.

May 2019. Maccabi Haifa loses 2: 0 to Hapoel Hadera. Shortly after the first goal, Muhammad Awad decided to show everyone that they did not just say he would go far. He spat on Yahav Gurfinkel from Hadera, was absorbed by VAR and received a red card. The association’s referee ruled that this was a “serious, shameful and disgraceful” incident, and they went away for three games, which ended the season for him. The striker apologized, Maccabi Haifa condemned the act and suspended him from training as well.

Today, Shahar tries to get him on a plane home, without a strong slap, but in courtship. Who are the rockers interested in, with Rokavica injured and Maccabi Tel Aviv within spitting distance. Awad, for his part, who has dried up on the bench of Lech Poznan of Poland, will have to find other ways to prove that he did not perform a miracle.

Celebrates giving a lesson to Shulmanim

Sunday this week, at 11.31, the two reinforcements of Betar Jerusalem were unable to reach Israel, and the agitated Moshe Hogg tweeted: “People ask, if there is a God, how is it that in today’s era there are no visible miracles? “After I was recently exposed to the conduct of government ministries on simple issues such as entry permits into the Holy Land and the inability of the right hand to speak with the left hand, I am appalled to imagine fateful issues and realize that our very existence is a visible miracle.”

That day, at 9:59 p.m., celebrates again tweeting: “Except for Bibi, the entire government was busy today approving the entry of Mateusinio Vinkovic and the efforts, God willing, bore fruit, the coveted approval came, thank you to all involved in the complicated mission” … ) In football? And the main thing is that the Shulmanim and the children who forgot what a school is, learned how to take care of a risk group, from the unprotected housing in the home and kindergarten.

Franco criticizes Castritis

About two and a half years ago, Hapoel Tel Aviv parted ways with Danny Franco at the end of a failed season. A month and a half ago, the coach resigned from the crashing city of Nahariya. Last weekend he returned to Hapoel Tel Aviv, and three days later was defeated in a game against Hapoel Haifa. In the end, Franco made sure to compliment the new bosses (“Rami Cohen and Idan Steel were not born yesterday and know basketball”), and only the replacement coach – Greek Yannis Castritis – knocked an account.

“I’m sure none of the players who were on the pitch enjoyed … should start from A … I should actually change everything, because probably everything that has been up to now, for the players here is less comfortable,” said the defeated coach, and went on to talk about himself in the role Dead Popeye: “I would not just come here … My job is to try to turn this boat 180 degrees … It’s the job of a coach, it’s easier to sit at home or play with the kids in the park” … Strange, because there are parks Also in Nahariya.

So who coaches better (or worse)? For this it is worth checking out the last meeting between the two groups we built, i.e. started from A.

This happened less than two months ago, when Hapoel Tel Aviv of Castritis hosted Nahariya of Franco and dismantled it 71:94. The four prominent scenes of the Reds in the team of the Greek coach, also played this week in the defeat of Hapoel Tel Aviv under Franco. But at least in that game in Nahariya they really enjoyed it. Thanks to him!

Abdia Circus breaks records

Washington is defeated by Miami, mid-last quarter, Danny Abdia who barely contributed sitting on the bench. “There is another question that needs to be asked,” the broadcaster in Herzliya announces. “A game like this, he does not deserve to get a chance with the substitutes, to make a few more decisions, to lead a ball? Beyond Westbrook’s matters, is there a problem here in everything related to the development of a player? … In the current situation it is difficult to develop These are minutes that can contribute to his confidence. After all, in the NBA you can lose by 25 points, but if you had a successful evening in person, probably in the first or second year, it builds you, it strengthens you, improves you, and here I think. “Scott Brooks is wrong.”

Who was the broadcaster? It does not really matter. The soundtrack is similar for everyone: since the Wizards chose Abdia, the group has been nothing more than an incubator with one goal – to build what they call: “the Israeli diamond.”

Three days earlier the Wizards had an important victory in Miami, 100: 103, in a very good game with 13 points from Abdia. We were, of course, dealing with his “first dunk” in the NBA, and reported that he had already won the title of “Hebrew hammer.” This is how it is when provincialism and fetishism meet. Every basket is like a goal, when you lose it is because of Westbrook, and when the Israeli hero on the bench the coach has no idea.

And it’s a real shame, because Abdia himself is really an excellent actor and guy, who knows exactly where he wants to go and does not forget where he came from. In one of the promos for the Washington Games, when asked “Who is your favorite superhero?” He replied, of course, “Wonder Woman.” Just on the question “Who would you like to play your character in a movie?” (Which will probably be called “The Hebrew Hammer”?) Abdia gave a somewhat disappointing answer: “Mark Wahlberg”.

Because if a player who is 1.73 meters tall needs to play a basketball player who rises to 2.06, why not choose an Israeli star with experience in basketball movies? Wave bears!

“We did not hear any condemnation from Barkat or the club. On the contrary, a loving and strong bear hug”

Broadcaster Moti Peshchetsky reports on Joshua’s spitting affair, providing viewers with a bear service