Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Candles ‘Vagina’ Reported to Explode

Could there be dangers in holding a candle that smells like your grilse?

According to Stephen Moyes writes for The sun, a woman named Jody Thompson won “This Smells Like My Vagina” Candles by completing an online questionnaire. It is not clear what questions were asked in the online quiz. But it seemed to be more than just a question like, “what does a grilse smell like?”

Thompson’s prize was a candle that was usually sold on Gwyneth Paltrow Goop’s website for a cool (or maybe in this case hot) $ 75. The website describes the candle as “smell funny, proud, sexy and unexpectedly beautiful, ”your grilse seems to be entitled to smell. The candle is not made out of your candle as that would have been a problem if no one had told you before making the candle. Instead, the candle, according to Goop’s website, is “made of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes topped with Damask rose and ambrette seeds,” things not usually found in a bun. .

This could be similar to the usual “winner-smell-like-my-candy-candle-by-finishing-online” story. But he didn’t. No, this story had an unexpected ending that was not entirely beautiful. And it wasn’t funny, gorgeous, or sexy. After Thompson lit the candle, the words, “the candle exploded and spread great flames, with pieces flying everywhere.” In other words, bad bits were flying all over the room. The sun Thompson said he said. “I’ve never seen anything like it. The whole thing was ablaze and it was too hot to rub. There was an inferno in the room.”

As you may not know, an inferno in your room is not a good thing, even if it would make your whole room smell like your grin. according to The sun Thompson said, “we finally got it under control and threw out the front door,” with “e” like the candle.

While there is no film of what actually happened, some took to Twitter to comment. For example, this was:

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One Twitterer mentioned an Easter egg, instead of a Jade egg, which the Goop website sells:

To be fair, The sun the article did not specify what specific steps Thompson took when lighting the candle. For example, the article did not say, “after Thompson used matches to light the candle” or “after Thompson lit the candle with a blower.” So it’s not clear if something in particular in the candle made it more likely to explode. The Goop website includes the warning that you should keep the candle, “away from things that catch fire,” which you should do with candles in general, regardless of whether they are they smell like your grilse or not. For example, it’s best to take off your cotton ball gown or all-drying lint dress before lighting a candle.

In the meantime, Goop may want to look further into the components and construction of the candle. Would another candle, say one that smells like your jock strap, for example, pose the same danger? After all, you may want to find out if you can keep up with what happened.