10 of the best Jewish tweets about the pre-Easter Suez Canal blockade

We know what you’re thinking.

The Suez Canal has been blocked for days by a giant carrier, causing major problems for the global shipping industry and starting a torrent of social media memes. But what is a Jew about?

The answer is: nothing, on the surface. However, Passover is approaching, and the biblical story of the holidays is remembered when Egyptian slavery left the country. As part of that liberation story Moses was slicing the Red Sea, which is connected to the present-day Suez Canal – which may have used a bit of detachment by Moses or anyone else un- right now.

So naturally, a section of the meme mania was linked to Passover.

Here are some of the best Jewish Twitter jokes about the Suez and its big ship:

1. It only took the Egyptians back 2,000 years

2. The 2020 season was a drama, in 2021 we are trying comedy

The writers got off to a slow start this season, but the launch of a cargo ship into the Suez – that is, creating a route through the waters, from one bank to the other – is on the rise. eve before Easter rub well.

– Yoni Appelbaum (@YAppelbaum) March 25, 2021

3. You could say it’s all something fishy

this suez industry is suspicious near Easter that let’s be honest

– Yael (@yaeltime) March 25, 2021

4. “There can be miracles, if you believe”

This Easter, a miracle has happened. The Suez Canal parted ways!

– Joshua Miller (@Joshua_Z_Miller) March 25, 2021

5. And the matzahs ​​started flying off the shelves

The suez canal spray boat is a viral marketer for Easter

– Daniel Salas (@d_a_salas) March 24, 2021

trying to find a funny pesach canal suez awesome, grip plz

– Hebrew Nonsense (@hebrewnonsense) March 24, 2021

Has anyone tried to call the cell of Moses to see if it is available to take part in the Suez Canal, I hear it is around that area at this time of year. #pesach

– Mariya Pull Your Mask Up ✊Strauss (@mariyastrauss) March 25, 2021

To the minds metaphorically, this story is almost too much to bear: LITERALLY in Egypt, a stagnant injection that can only be healed by divine intervention, goes against the separation of the Red Sea – just days before its release passed. #Dayenu already. #SuezCanal https://t.co/82BBtQAocj

– Hannah Pressman (@hannahpressman) March 25, 2021

The Suez Canal is blocked … right in time for Passover? So we can’t leave Egypt …. I feel Conspirasea Red.

– sassy baker ✡️ (@freudianfoodie) March 25, 2021